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spank sock

Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.
Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.
spank sock by James Barden October 24, 2006

stink sock 

Another name for foreskin. Usually referring to an unwashed and uncircumsized penis that constantly smells due to bad hygiene.
Carl forgot to clean the dickcheese that forms around the penis head under the foreskin. Now hes got a STINK SOCK
stink sock by Gil Moser July 20, 2006

Stink socks

Any socks worn by Jack Savage
Alice: Oh man are those the smelliest socks in the world!?

Nicole: no… they’re worse… they’re stink socks!
Stink socks by Nvcs1 October 14, 2025

stanktocks 

A horrific smelling buttocks, that can usually be detected from a distance. Sometimes can be drippy and produce a lot of excess fluids.
After he ate Taco Bell, you could immediately smell his stanktocks from a mile away.
stanktocks by GerthPaul March 23, 2016