a fart (or any other form of gassy production)that is not able to exit the body. it can be easily exposed of by squishing the butt cheeks together. the stank-hanger should slide out unnoticed. stank-hangers are usially silent and have no potent stench. they usially occur before a large bowel movement.
to a group of friends: guys hold on i gotta stop and release my stank-hanger.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!