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stamp collector 

some lame wasteman who collects stamps cos he gets no gash
"Blair: My man got rejected by like 4 gash today blad"
"Jordan: You must be pissed bruv, "stamp collector" wasteman"
"Blair: Ya dun no cuz"

Stamp Collection 

A sexual innuendo for the male genitalia sent to a person of opposite sex as a picture who does not want it but receives it anyway.
"Hey girl, do you want to see my stamp collection?"
"Yesterday, the weirdest thing happened. John asked me if I wanted to see his stamp collection. I didn't know he collected stamps."

stamp collecting 

An frivilous pursuit requiring only time and the ability to repeat things verbatim like a Parrot.

See Botany, Microbiology and Art.
Ernest Rutherford (1st Baron Rutherford of Nelson and known as the "father" of nuclear physics) was quoted as saying:

"Physics is the only real science. The rest are just stamp collecting."

Stamp Collecting 

To go from bar to bar collecting hand stamps at the entrances.
This weekend we're going bar hopping or stamp collecting.
Stamp Collecting by GUNNER636 January 23, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026