stale face

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1- someone kills a joke; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face

stale face by marsean June 5, 2010

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
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(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

Stale face by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011

Stage Face

A hottie from far away, but a nottie up close.

That drummer is so hot; let's talk to him after the show.
(later)
Eww, nevermind, he's a total stage face.

Stage Face by Cased In Light July 12, 2010

Stage Face

Classic/basic stage makeup that sometimes consists of a full face of foundation, false eyelashes, eyeshadow, and blush, etc. Stage makeup varies depending on the show

"For your make up you just need to put on a classic stage face"

Stage Face by BroadwayFangirl June 27, 2018

Face-Stalk 

To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.

see also facebook stalker

"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"

"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"

Face-Stalk by thefacestalker April 26, 2009

Stole my face 

To ingest LSD (or occasionally other hallucinogens) given to you by another person, usually as a gift but sometimes in exchange for other drugs.

Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.

see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.

"I shared my last blunt with Sally last night, and she stole my face in return"

Stole my face by Dango Bill December 5, 2009

face scale 

a quick way of displaying emotion when you cant be arsed showing said emotions

john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale

face scale by kyranist July 19, 2011