stale cake 

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

stale cake by Stalecake April 23, 2015

state cake 

a state cake is what niggas be makin in jail. it is a honeybun covered in mainly crushed up cookies,candybars, and other sweets. they taste good but are a waste of commisary items.

ay!, is dat nigga makin a state cake ova there cuz i sure am hungry. he betta brake bread

state cake by inmate #282445 December 23, 2008

cake scale 

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

cake scale by bobii December 23, 2007

Cake at stake 

All the points are gone we are free from them now but we look on, from the moment that we see, the next slice of Cake the Step closer to the Prize brought on at Cake at stake

Person 1: Hey when is cake at stake gonna start?
Person 2: now

Cake at stake by Amigo_Lololol July 16, 2022

cake and stare 

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

cake and stare by JedBadley May 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020