squizzed

wacked, crazy, weird

jesus: yo moses, i want you to get every last jew together and part the sea

moses: dude are you serious?? cause thats freaking squizzed

*because i made this word up!

by J.Я. May 30, 2008

Squizz

Slang for "taking a look" at something.

Person, "My leg hurts!"

Doctor friend, "Here, let me have a squizz."

by G-knee-yes October 20, 2011

Squizz

A fruity vape normally over 1500 puffs

John: you got a squizz
Bob: ye course it’s blue razz

by Delm123 May 3, 2022

squizz

Short term for squirting jizz!

"You should have seen that girl when I left her, I squizzed all over her face!"

by Mr. Dee'z March 27, 2008

squizz

Projectile breast milk, usually fired with precision

She just squizzed him from 10 feet away!

by Tyler Klaus October 15, 2006

squizz

The real deal. The truth.

What's the squizz on your momma?

by ddigital July 29, 2008

squizz

A squizz is a person who pretends he is straight, has a girlfriend, talks about boobies, but infact hides a secret homosexual lifestyle where he takes it up the ass like a little bitch that he really is.

That guy Jon, he is such a squizz. Last week I saw him necking some guy in town, his girlfriend has no clue.

by kyle January 2, 2005