Squirrelfriend
is someone you share nuts with. the nuts may be yours or theirs, but this is a particularly chipper and comforting lil something-something..
Squirrelfriend by Scorpio Rose March 5, 2012
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Squirrel friend
Squirrel friend by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013
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Squirrel Friend
A good female friend, tight girl buddy. You are not BFFs, but you are close enough to share the casual crap of daily life.
Squirrel Friend by thepipster November 27, 2012
Squirrel-friend
Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.
Squirrel-friend by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014
squirrel friend
A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
squirrel friend by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007
Squirrel Friend
A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.
Squirrel Friend by justAwhiteGIRL January 3, 2010
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squirrel friend by recliners December 15, 2009
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