squirrel pen 

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

squirrel pen by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

Squirrel's penis by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

Squirrels penis 

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

Squirrels penis by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022

squirrelmenting 

The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.

The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.

squirrelmenting by Valuablecache October 26, 2019