squirrel fuck

Hanging upside down from a branch on a tree with your legs skeeting a freak-a-leek

see freak-a-leek

Last night my friend squirrel fucked the shit out of this girl

by Feitan Erahan January 12, 2006

squirrel fucker

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017

Squirrel Fucked

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here

by Bookworm451 September 3, 2013

squirrel fucker

A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them

Kid 1: whose that weird kid?
kid 2: thats will, he is a real squirrel fucker

by ticktokbabycock October 18, 2014

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Flappy Dawg July 13, 2022

Fucked Squirrel

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.

Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.

by static1432 March 24, 2010