static1432's definitions
A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.
Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.
by static1432 March 24, 2010
Get the Fucked Squirrelmug. Driving a motor vehicle with the seat reclined all the way back so that the driver's head is difficult to see in the car.
Tito: Yo man, there ain't nobody driving that car over there...
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!
by Static1432 September 22, 2009
Get the Sleep Drivingmug. Melissa and John were so horny right after they got married and couldn't wait until they got to the hotel to have sex, so they decided to have hot limo sex as they drove down the highway.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
Get the Limo Sexmug. The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.
I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.
by static1432 November 12, 2009
Get the Bathroom Graffitimug. When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
Get the Crap Attackedmug. After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
Get the Dressing Room Sexmug. The act of using a toilet plunger to unclog an asshole that has been stopped up with feces and food particles.
After swallowing too many pieces of gum, Kristen decided it was best to visit the doctor to get a butt plunge.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
Get the Butt Plungemug.