Sleep Driving

Driving a motor vehicle with the seat reclined all the way back so that the driver's head is difficult to see in the car.

Tito: Yo man, there ain't nobody driving that car over there...
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!

by Static1432 September 22, 2009

Bathroom Graffiti

The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.

I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.

by static1432 November 12, 2009

Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.

Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.

by Static1432 November 17, 2009

Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.

Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Fried chicken lips

Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.

Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?

Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?

Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.

When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009