squirmdog

when you need to release a white hot load of squazzo and you just can't hold it.

I was bicycling in a forest when I had the most wicked squirmdog!

by Squirmdog March 5, 2008

squaredogg

a person who is preyed upon by people that do not buy their own ciggarettes.

"hey let me get a squaredogg."

by Gmizzle13 February 16, 2009

Squirtdown

A touchdown with your jizz, aka when your spanking your monkey and jizz on your phone/case

Fuck Dad, I just had a squirtdown on my phone. I need a new one wanna lend me $30?

by Master Oogwey69 December 19, 2018

Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014

Squirming Racoon

While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.

DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.

by Collieman4-20 March 24, 2010

squirming worm

-a dance move made by devon and damon on 8-29-10.

-to be in a worm state, and not move on a leaf.

-refering to "that's what friends do"

squirming worm:
"dude, did you see him doin the squirming worm before?"
"im sorry to interrupt, but beyonce deserved the best video!"
"ummm, k?"
squirming worm

by immallama? August 29, 2010