squidlydiddly

short arse and bad tempered Zulu. don't mess with him because he will mess you up. in reality he will just fall over and shout about the vile

" Squidlydiddly you lil raspberry!"
"Squids an alcoholic!"

squidlydiddly by tescowanker April 13, 2017

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squidly diddly

A large headed West Cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day Pat jennings

hey, theres Squidly Diddly..Pat Jennings my arse

squidly diddly by Tobyjug6 May 9, 2010

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squidly diddly • squidlydidly

squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?

squidly diddly by hgani January 4, 2011

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squidlydidly

A navy man that gets his didly taken care of

That petty officer told me that his hooker girlfriend had said to him “Hay” you squidlydidly can I take your didly out to play

squidlydidly by Gonzoedup November 30, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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