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Squiddly-diddly 

What we call Bailee Morris when she's being silly and girly.
Squiddly-diddly!!! Stop playing in your makeup and get your face out of that girls lap!
Squiddly-diddly by Aaron Queen December 22, 2003

squidly diddly

A large headed West Cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day Pat jennings
hey, theres Squidly Diddly..Pat Jennings my arse
squidly diddly by Tobyjug6 May 9, 2010

squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.
Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?
squidly diddly by hgani January 4, 2011

squidlydiddly 

short arse and bad tempered Zulu. don't mess with him because he will mess you up. in reality he will just fall over and shout about the vile
" Squidlydiddly you lil raspberry!"
"Squids an alcoholic!"
squidlydiddly by tescowanker April 13, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026