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An idiot trying and attempting to use way too many buzzwords out of his or her range, demographic, and or lifestyle;
Complete useless poser; An over inflated and vane attempt at
being clever, transparent and contrived.
The hypocrite squid bag started talking to me like he was actually there and he had some kind of a priori knowledge as to the cathartic events that took place, all the while cross referencing his own lies and the latest media watch words.
squid bag by Guhlitz December 29, 2007
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Squid bagging 

When you kill somebody in splatoon and repeatedly turn from kid to squid form while jumping. Used as an act to taunt people you have killed or to make friends with wirh enemy’s
Bro! I just got squid bagginged
Squid bagging by Freggyfr February 6, 2023

Squid bags 

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.
Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags
Squid bags by Bigdaddypunz March 9, 2021
A variation of the term, teabagging popularized in Nintendo online shooter Splatoon/Splatoon 2 by community.

"Squidbagging" is to switch rapidly from kid to squid form, acting as a taunt to the player that was "splatted".
Person 1: *splats somebody with Slosher* *Proceeds to Squidbag*
Person 2: Bruh.
Squidbag by ToothPizza May 27, 2019

squidbagging 

A taunt in the Splatoon series dong by switching from kid to squid multiple times after splatting your opponent.
The speed hack version is used to move faster than normal.
Seriously? I just got squidbagged! Squidbagging is the WORST taunt and it is annoying AF!
squidbagging by hyruleteam1992 January 29, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026