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An idiot trying and attempting to use way too many buzzwords out of his or her range, demographic, and or lifestyle;
Complete useless poser; An over inflated and vane attempt at
being clever, transparent and contrived.
The hypocrite squid bag started talking to me like he was actually there and he had some kind of a priori knowledge as to the cathartic events that took place, all the while cross referencing his own lies and the latest media watch words.
squid bag by Guhlitz December 29, 2007
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Squid bagging 

When you kill somebody in splatoon and repeatedly turn from kid to squid form while jumping. Used as an act to taunt people you have killed or to make friends with wirh enemy’s
Bro! I just got squid bagginged
Squid bagging by Freggyfr February 6, 2023

Squid bags 

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.
Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags
Squid bags by Bigdaddypunz March 9, 2021
A variation of the term, teabagging popularized in Nintendo online shooter Splatoon/Splatoon 2 by community.

"Squidbagging" is to switch rapidly from kid to squid form, acting as a taunt to the player that was "splatted".
Person 1: *splats somebody with Slosher* *Proceeds to Squidbag*
Person 2: Bruh.
Squidbag by ToothPizza May 27, 2019

squidbagging 

A taunt in the Splatoon series dong by switching from kid to squid multiple times after splatting your opponent.
The speed hack version is used to move faster than normal.
Seriously? I just got squidbagged! Squidbagging is the WORST taunt and it is annoying AF!
squidbagging by hyruleteam1992 January 29, 2018
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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