6 definitions by Whattareyoudoing

1
An act teenage boys like to do to girls, especially on the booty and titty
There he goes squeezing that girl again
by Whattareyoudoing January 31, 2017
Get the mug
Get a squeezing mug for your friend Julia.
2
A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.
Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!
by Whattareyoudoing December 08, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Old Baby mug for your coworker Jerry.
3
A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.
by Whattareyoudoing March 18, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Platonic Handjob mug for your father-in-law Jerry.
4
That one person that no one dates because they're a Trump supporter.

Someone who gets dumped a lot because they like Trump
May: Ewe, he's such a Dump-a-Trump.
Ruby: I know right.
by Whattareyoudoing December 16, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Dump-a-Trump mug for your daughter Nathalie.
5
A cute or handsome guy who seems to only date attractive women just for sex
Jada: That guy so so handsome. I want him
June: He only dates girls for sex then leave them. He's a man ho
by Whattareyoudoing January 27, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Man ho mug for your father-in-law José.
6
When you have a crush on someone one day and hate them the next. It usually rotates day to day, week to week, month to month etc.

Also done days you see them add cute and sometimes ugly.
Girl 1: I totally have a hate crush on this one guy at in my class.

Girl 2: A what?

Girl 1: Hate-crush, when you like and dislike someone at the same time.
by Whattareyoudoing December 08, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Hate-Crush mug for your bunkmate Vivek.