Verb:
In the ghetto'est manner: The act of yanking, twisting or squeezing of a entities titty or penis.
"You see that asian girl in the pit?"
"yeah dude, that's Pangpang!"
"Damn dogg I'mma go squazz that bitches titty"
"you better shes way to asian for that"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.