squat beat 

To masturbate whilst in a squatting position.

Tell ya what dude, my legs are killing this morning, I spent all weekend squat beating!

Can't wait to get home, I seriously need to have a good squat beat.

squat beat by Eddie Bear January 2, 2009

Squaw Beating 

Getting jumped by a bunch of Native American girls.

You should have seen the squaw beating at the bar last night. They beat the shit out of that white girl!

Squaw Beating by jumpygunz June 1, 2010

squa beating 

native slang

A group of girls kicking another girls ass

We are gonna give Caseys girlfriend a squa beating

squa beating by i want mr.sunshine November 7, 2004

beatdown squad 

the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:

person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.

thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.

thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.

the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.

thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.

-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad

beatdown squad by sk1nnard November 3, 2006

beatdown squad 

the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:

person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.

thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.

thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.

the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.

thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.

-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad

beatdown squad by sk1nnard November 3, 2006