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Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv 

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

off my square

out of my usual routine; doing things I wouldn't normally do.
That brother had me so open I was just TOTALLY off my square.
off my square by HeavnsGirl February 4, 2007

Jack-off Squire 

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

Officer Square Head 

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.
Amber is such an Officer Square Head

Offspring Square 

The offspring of your offspring, grandchildren or grandbabies
I came to pick up my offspring Square
Offspring Square by 459395 April 30, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026