Square Box 

Someone with a square ass. square being blocky, and box referring to ass. Normally associated with girls with shapeless square asses and spongebob. Consitered vulgar and innapropriate to some.

Me:"yo that girl over there has such a Square Box"

Guy:"Thats my girlfriend you fucking retard dyke!"

me:"lol oops"

Square Box by Bdogiovine December 4, 2011

Square Box Hero 

Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity

After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.

Square Box Hero by The KC Huckster July 6, 2023

Squarebody 

A very sexy, well built machine. The only kind of truck a man should drive

"Look at that sexy ass squarebody"

Squarebody by Casper-the-unseen January 19, 2017

spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead

Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?

spongebob squarebody by Hood Spokesman April 29, 2014

squarebob

Somebody who is bad at what they do.

“Yo John did you see #47? He totally missed that tackle!” “Yeah mane he a squarebob ass nigga mane.”

squarebob by gvccigvng123 October 8, 2018

squarebodyosis 

The illness of having your mind changed every 5 seconds with new ideas of stuff to do to your sexy ass 80’s Silverado to make chicks get wet as fuck

Man I had a case of the squarebodyosis last night and it kept me awake.

squarebodyosis by Squarebodyguy87 December 18, 2017