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Square Box 

Someone with a square ass. square being blocky, and box referring to ass. Normally associated with girls with shapeless square asses and spongebob. Consitered vulgar and innapropriate to some.
Me:"yo that girl over there has such a Square Box"

Guy:"Thats my girlfriend you fucking retard dyke!"

me:"lol oops"
Square Box by Bdogiovine December 4, 2011

Square Box Hero 

Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity
After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.

Squarebody 

A very sexy, well built machine. The only kind of truck a man should drive
"Look at that sexy ass squarebody"
Squarebody by Casper-the-unseen January 19, 2017

spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead
Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?
“Yo John did you see #47? He totally missed that tackle!” “Yeah mane he a squarebob ass nigga mane.”
squarebob by gvccigvng123 October 8, 2018

squarebodyosis 

The illness of having your mind changed every 5 seconds with new ideas of stuff to do to your sexy ass 80’s Silverado to make chicks get wet as fuck
Man I had a case of the squarebodyosis last night and it kept me awake.
squarebodyosis by Squarebodyguy87 December 18, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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