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squankum 

A secretion of sperm and semen when performing any sexual act in Williamstown, NJ
Yo, I was up in dubtown over in oak knoll parking lot creepin on some high school kids when I squankumed in my pants.
squankum by Potter's Wand March 21, 2010
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squankam 

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.
Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

squankus 

Misshapen, ill-formed
Dang, Mary's baby is fugly! His head came out all squankus. Did they use pliers to pull him out?
squankus by lawaneza January 9, 2013

Squawkum 

A wedgie between balls scrotum and the thighs. a male version of a camel-toe. Normally seen by males with tight tights during Male Figure skating competition.
Guy: Dude, fix yourself, you have a squawkum.

Dude 1: Dude, that guy did a triple accel spin!
Dude 2: Which guy? The one with a squawkum?
Squawkum by CaptainA2 February 27, 2010
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026