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squankum 

A secretion of sperm and semen when performing any sexual act in Williamstown, NJ
Yo, I was up in dubtown over in oak knoll parking lot creepin on some high school kids when I squankumed in my pants.
squankum by Potter's Wand March 21, 2010
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squankam 

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.
Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

squankus 

Misshapen, ill-formed
Dang, Mary's baby is fugly! His head came out all squankus. Did they use pliers to pull him out?
squankus by lawaneza January 9, 2013

Squawkum 

A wedgie between balls scrotum and the thighs. a male version of a camel-toe. Normally seen by males with tight tights during Male Figure skating competition.
Guy: Dude, fix yourself, you have a squawkum.

Dude 1: Dude, that guy did a triple accel spin!
Dude 2: Which guy? The one with a squawkum?
Squawkum by CaptainA2 February 27, 2010
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026