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squankum 

A secretion of sperm and semen when performing any sexual act in Williamstown, NJ
Yo, I was up in dubtown over in oak knoll parking lot creepin on some high school kids when I squankumed in my pants.
squankum by Potter's Wand March 21, 2010
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squankam 

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.
Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

squankus 

Misshapen, ill-formed
Dang, Mary's baby is fugly! His head came out all squankus. Did they use pliers to pull him out?
squankus by lawaneza January 9, 2013

Squawkum 

A wedgie between balls scrotum and the thighs. a male version of a camel-toe. Normally seen by males with tight tights during Male Figure skating competition.
Guy: Dude, fix yourself, you have a squawkum.

Dude 1: Dude, that guy did a triple accel spin!
Dude 2: Which guy? The one with a squawkum?
Squawkum by CaptainA2 February 27, 2010