Squawkum 

A wedgie between balls scrotum and the thighs. a male version of a camel-toe. Normally seen by males with tight tights during Male Figure skating competition.

Guy: Dude, fix yourself, you have a squawkum.

Dude 1: Dude, that guy did a triple accel spin!
Dude 2: Which guy? The one with a squawkum?

Squawkum by CaptainA2 February 27, 2010

squankum 

Native american term for "place where evil dwells".
Algonquin and Lenne Lenape tribes.

The bogs around Williamstown are squankum.

squankum by pkdickisnotdead April 28, 2010

squankum 

A secretion of sperm and semen when performing any sexual act in Williamstown, NJ

Yo, I was up in dubtown over in oak knoll parking lot creepin on some high school kids when I squankumed in my pants.

squankum by Potter's Wand March 21, 2010

squawkometer 

Any noisy alarm-device that produces an ear-piercing and/or highly-irritating noise every time it detects anything amiss. Can also loosely refer to the hair-trigger wrongness-detecting consciousness of an overly-zealous/sensitive person who vociferously protests anything and everything that he deems inappropriate, unfair, dangerous, unsanitary, etc.

Howard Hughes was infamous for his irrational behavior and assorted phobias; one of his most notorious disorders was his overactive squawkometer regarding germs.

squawkometer by QuacksO January 1, 2019