Squawkum

A wedgie between balls scrotum and the thighs. a male version of a camel-toe. Normally seen by males with tight tights during Male Figure skating competition.

Guy: Dude, fix yourself, you have a squawkum.

Dude 1: Dude, that guy did a triple accel spin!
Dude 2: Which guy? The one with a squawkum?

by CaptainA2 February 27, 2010

squankum

Native american term for "place where evil dwells".
Algonquin and Lenne Lenape tribes.

The bogs around Williamstown are squankum.

by pkdickisnotdead April 28, 2010

squankum

A secretion of sperm and semen when performing any sexual act in Williamstown, NJ

Yo, I was up in dubtown over in oak knoll parking lot creepin on some high school kids when I squankumed in my pants.

by Potter's Wand March 21, 2010

squawkometer

Any noisy alarm-device that produces an ear-piercing and/or highly-irritating noise every time it detects anything amiss. Can also loosely refer to the hair-trigger wrongness-detecting consciousness of an overly-zealous/sensitive person who vociferously protests anything and everything that he deems inappropriate, unfair, dangerous, unsanitary, etc.

Howard Hughes was infamous for his irrational behavior and assorted phobias; one of his most notorious disorders was his overactive squawkometer regarding germs.

by QuacksO January 1, 2019