squam

a mixture of "squad" and "fam"; the ultimate group of best friends or homies

"let's meet up with squam and have a good time tonight"

by chedgar June 3, 2015

squam

a word that can be used to replace ANY noun or verb. The meaning is hard to explain but I am sure you will understand it once you shout a few "SQUAMS" while thrusting your arms rapidly. Try it!

"Go squam yourself."

"SQUAM!!!!"

"You silly squam."

"Squaym squaym squam shlong"

by Don Piano September 1, 2008

squam

to squeeze in

i had to squam in next to him cause hes so fat.

by spliff October 3, 2003

squam

an act of omitting any liquid out one's asshole or vagina, particularly after hot steamy unprotected sex

"After that nigga came in my pussy, i had to squam to get all nut out."

by bjboss March 28, 2009

squam

to hit something squarely, as though targeting a bullseye

The bitch knocked him squam in the nuts.

by desertfrog April 24, 2006

squam

the physical space between a girl's breasts, measured by finger widths while she's laying flat on her back. it is an absolute measure of value and cannot be contested in any court of law.

"i threw my dick in her squam and it felt like i was river rafting. i traversed squam canyon and came out breathing on the other side. also i had to dispense my cum in an oscillating fan kind of way, like it had to be dispensed properly so everyone could get a taste of it. the actors fuck that up all the time. but then again they were jerks in the first place.
When you don't have enough fingers anymore, it's time to get a new girl."

by grundleburke August 19, 2008

Squam

Another word for a cigarette

"Who wants to smoke a squam with me?"

by eskimofinch January 17, 2010