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A drug induced affliction of the penis, also known as coke dick, wherein the penis feels like a flaccid, clammy, cold eraser after having given up on life and all its joys; to the point where it would yell "I don't even care anymore" if one were to drive a nail through the penis. (A squammy is easily self-diagnosable and running aforementioned test is extremely inadvisable)
So having given up on porn for the night, he runs up to me and smacks me in the forehead with his squammy. Remind me not to pass out around that fucker again.
Squammy by Dr. Adonis April 20, 2011
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Squammer 

An abbreviation of the song Square Hammer. Used by fans of the band Ghost. Squammer can also be used as a verb for listening to said track. It is intended to signify a large degree of "lolrandom" quirkiness
"I want to Squammer"

"I want to listen to Squammer, but I have been bludgeoned to death with a Small spoon."
Squammer by Pepe emritus April 18, 2020
A person, male, who lives for adventure. He knows no boundaries, and boldly goes where no man has gone in a long time. He is extremely thick-headed, and smooth to the touch. Often very large.
Squarmy is exploring a cave, or; Squarmy is so hard (core)
Squarmy by Squarmette August 29, 2012

Squimmy Jimmy 

When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.
"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"
Fishy queef. Very toxic. If inhaled can cause extreme pain in the nostrils and throat. Most of the time it results in loss of sense of smell and a fishy smell on your clothes. If in contact with skin it instantly burns and can cause loss of limbs
Breaking news, a woman in east london has just done an extremely fishy squampy. We would suggest steering clear of that area
Squampy by Squampy69 May 7, 2020
A greasy haired middle aged man who looks like snape and lord farquaads child.
That man is looking like a squamma.
squamma by Chitty Barn October 1, 2022