spuz

another word for jizz or cum

after suckking him off, steve spuzzed in her eye; aw man i spuzzed all over my national geogrpahic

by The spuzman October 11, 2003

spuz

Insult used on someone who said something stupid.

"Shut the fuck up you spuz"

by a rather large spuz August 10, 2004

spuz

sugar sprinkles

He coated the cupcakes with spuz.

by nez August 3, 2003

Spuz

A synonym for male ejaculate.

Oh no! I got Spuz all over the sheets!

by Spuz McGee December 3, 2013

Spuz Nuts

A retarded bloke with non mutant abilities(mutant.....a retardo that is really strong), and has a very small penis!

That guy that wouldn't sell me smokes at the servostation is a spuznut.
That guy that aborted my feotise is a spuznut!.
That guy i slept with has a minature dick. The Spuz Nuts

by Matty P ( P is for Penis) February 12, 2010

Spuz wad

An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion

What are you lookin' at spuz wad?

Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...

Move it ! Spuz Wad

by Spuz Wadd June 9, 2009