spuud 

a "spuud" is an edgy teenager that generally sits in his room playing video games, closely related to the couch potato a spuud is not yet ready to venture down into a social space with a possibility of encountering other humans or animals.

have you seen Josh today?
nah, he's probably just being a spuud.

spuud by suka blyat. January 5, 2018

spudlet 

An individual that displays an extraordinary amount of ineptitude. A considerable amount of work is required to render this individual useful. Has spud like qualities but not deserving of Spud status.
Examples include:
- Comes to work without knowing what he/she is doing there.
- Using personal opinions as fact, then challenging these facts without knowledge.

Damo: "If the Earth was round, helicopters could hover in one spot and wait for the destination to arrive"
Robbo: "Congratulations, you just achieved Spudlet status"

spudlet by United_Integration January 24, 2018

Spudboy 

A term used with affection by Devo fans to refer to fellow fans or members of the band. It is an ironic term, as Spudboy is used in several songs to refer to devolving conformists. It plays an intrinsic part in the complex, devolution via technology philosophy behind the band's music.

"I am just a spudboy, looking for that real tomato"

"You're a Devo fan? I'm a Spudboy too, YAYZ!"

Spudboy by wyldesage August 24, 2011

Spud cline 

One who insist on talking about him self. With no credability to back it up. They would also use buzz words constantly to try to lend ones self credible as an educated human.

1.Hey do you know spud cline.

2. Yea I think I do he's the D bag who can't stop talking about him self.

1. Yep that's him.

2. What a tool bag.

Spud cline by Bad ass fireman September 16, 2013

Spudify 

To exaggerate a story to the max

Spudify, that story has been spudified

Spudify by Inspector hector June 23, 2017

Spudism 

To talk utter nonsense and glorify a story or words

Spudism, to glorify a story with made up words and gain more extreme points.

Spudism by Inspector hector June 30, 2017

Norwegian Spud 

A rare species of potato, found by the florist Dr Spud, the first of the spud family. There is only one case of this known to mankind, called Ninki. She lives among us in the society of the North Shore Private schools. She has an incredibly boring life and you cant help but feel sorry for her, and her addiction to books. As evident in the script below, she can be overdramatic and hypercritical.

Sara: Hi I’m Sara and along with my fellow host Becksi, we’ll be hosting NINKI IS THE BEST today.
Becksi: Hey everyone!
Sara: Today, we’ll be interviewing none other than THE NORWEGIAN SPUD
(wild cheers and applause - enter Ninki, waving humbly)
Ninki: Thank you!

Becksi: how are you?
Ninki: Oh, splendid darling!
Sara: Well, that’s really pretty...
Ninki: Aww shucks.
Sara: Pretty ugly!!
Becksi: Sara!
Sara: lol sorry, You’re pretty
Ninki: Am I really?
Sara: ….Yeah?
Ninki: Or are you just stringing me along?
Sara: NO!! I would never-
Ninki: You already did your damage. Too little too late
Sara: Ninki-
Ninki: Save your words for court! When we fight for custody!
Sara: I have a son?
Ninki: no, I have a daughter! And it’s not yours
Sara: WHAT?
Becksi: It’s mine
Sara: I don’t understand
Ninki: That’s right it’s becksi’s, but I’ll fight you in court. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Sara: ha
Ninki: What? Why dost thou laugh so?
Sara: I find it strange, typical or perhaps hypercritical…
Ninki: What?
Sara: You blame me for stringing you along and yet here you stand
Ninki: I’m sorry
Sara: Too late, I have cancer. I have one month left to live
Ninki: Then lets spend this last month together
Sara: No, I’ll spend it with Becksi, my one true love
Becksi: That’s right b*tch
(Becksi and Sara walk out, arm in arm. Ninki splutters in the background)
Ninki: but I’m the norwegian spud
(Has a heart attack)
(Dies)
THE END

Norwegian Spud by rfjiownfvorbvujsbre November 29, 2018