spurpi

The guy from the youtube channel "Madcent" and "Spurpi".

Person 1: "Who the hell is Spurpi?"
Person 2: "I have no clue."

spurpi by sussy best gamer February 16, 2023

Spurkin 

When there is no words to describe how lit something was, Spurkin fills the gap.

"Man there is no words to describe how that game ended."
"Breh it was Spurkin."

Spurkin by Spurks July 15, 2016

Spurrier 

Honor in liquid form. To the dishonorable, it appears as nothing more than a pink hand/dish soap. But to those that have fallen under the tutelage of The Grand Dragon, they are able to see it for what it truly is. When put in a fountain, a most honorable mound of suds will appear. This will wash the honor out of the fountain and allow the user of Spurrier (gift of The Grand Dragon) to claim this honor. Those that possess Spurrier are not to be taken lightly.

Uh, I went in the shed at Pizza Hut and found massive amounts of Spurrier! The Grand Dragon has smiled upon me! Now I will gain much honor tonight when I soap the Magic Mushroom Mountain!

Spurrier by Mr. Honor February 12, 2009

Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

Slurping Syndrome 

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

skurpies 

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

Dick-slurping run 

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014