spunk dust

When a man is so old the semen he produces splurts out in dust clouds rather than blobs of sticky glue, full of swimmers

George had been watching babestation at work and left a pile of spunk dust on the floor

spunk dust by aidenchomel June 26, 2017

spunk bubble in shit dust

a derogatory term for the remnants found after a good go up the wrong 'un, (think the greenhouse scene in scum)

"JESUS CHRIST" cried Barry woefully, releasing last nights spunk bubble in shit dust

Mary only realized her son was a gay when in the course of changing his sheets, she revealed an arse droplet of spunk bubble in shit dust

spunk bubble in shit dust by geoff peas November 9, 2007

Spunk Duster 

The name nearest piece of material available for wiping off the baby gravy from passionate moments past. This could be a towel, tissue, a sock or even an animals head. We all have potential spunk dusters around us, it is the act of wiping your mess on it which will forever cement that items name as the "Spunk duster"

Guy: Ohhh yeah, that's got it! Here it comes!

Gal: Watch out for my glasses!

Guy: It's safe, it landed in your armpit....

Gal: Ok, pass me the spunk duster...........

Spunk Duster by Spunk Dunker January 7, 2011

spunk dustbin 

Noun. Used to describe promiscuous ladies who have slept with half the population of your country, or, if you will, a filthy whore in which to deposit one's spunk. Used by multiple males for the disposal of excess seminal fluids.

"Did you see who Jack got with last night?"
"Yeah, that girl is such a spunk dustbin, she just loves choad."

spunk dustbin by Tigga April 7, 2004

Spunky dust 

Cocaine.
Coined by late night talk show host, Craig Ferguson.

Spunky dust's a hell of a drug.

Spunky dust by CrookedAnn December 11, 2011

Spunk Knuckle Duster 

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".

Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"

Spunk Knuckle Duster by Freakosaurus April 26, 2011