Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Freakosaurus

Spunk Knuckle Duster

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".

Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"

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When you have a really bad case of diarrhoea.

Can also be used when bad and crazy things occur.

Also commonly used as a curse/exclamation.

I wouldn't go in there for ten minutes, I committed shizzlemania!

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A ladies labia and a variation of the word pishflaps, only really used in Scotland but widely used and a well known Scottish word.

"Glenda's pishers were hingin'!"

Pishers by Freakosaurus January 18, 2010

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Pap Smear.

And another word for a small penis

He was poking at me with his Fanny Dabber, it was so small!

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Scottish slang for a vagina

Also means something is rubbish, crap or broken

I'll kick you in the duff

That's totally duff

Duff by Freakosaurus November 19, 2006

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