Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Freakosaurus

Spunk Knuckle Duster

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".

Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"

Merch

When you have a really bad case of diarrhoea.

Can also be used when bad and crazy things occur.

Also commonly used as a curse/exclamation.

I wouldn't go in there for ten minutes, I committed shizzlemania!

Merch

A ladies labia and a variation of the word pishflaps, only really used in Scotland but widely used and a well known Scottish word.

"Glenda's pishers were hingin'!"

Pishers by Freakosaurus January 18, 2010

Merch

He was poking at me with his Fanny Dabber, it was so small!

Merch

Scottish slang for a vagina

Also means something is rubbish, crap or broken

I'll kick you in the duff

That's totally duff

Duff by Freakosaurus November 19, 2006

Merch