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Spuncophile 

Noun

A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.

Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).
Clare knew that it was no Banksy, but being the Spuncophile she was, she couldn't wait to show Steve the 'spunking cock' which a group of unruly Nuns had spray painted on the wall of the local orphanage.

spunch bop 

We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.

SpunchBobSexual 

Someone who’s attracted to Spunch Bob this sexuality also doesnt exist and never will
Omg I’m a SpunchBobSexual

Bitch SpunchBobSexual isn’t real get a fucking life

SquinchBop Scquarpoonts

person:"Oh h3ll naw, Squinchbop Scquarpoonts is yelling at the sknayl!"
"Oh heavens no, the squinchbops are plentiful!"
See johneddowes,

A man with what seems to be a potato for a head. An actual potato. Can you imagine that?

What kind of fat geeky virgin could ever have such a thing?
"Fuck off spudchops, you fat virgin cunt."
spudchops by johneddowesmum October 4, 2004

spudnchops

Also known as a 'disproportional dave". Spudnchops is crap. Resembles a person but only 7cm high. one eye bigger than the other, head bigger than body and arms and legs are verysmall,
"I hate spudnchops"
"Your as useless as spudnchops"
spudnchops by blind October 19, 2003
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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