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spruce deuce

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.
Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!
by sprucedeuce October 28, 2015
mugGet the spruce deucemug.

spruce the deuce

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce
by gduhble June 28, 2005
mugGet the spruce the deucemug.

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