spring weekend

UConn's biggest party weekend that takes place every Spring semester.

Thursday night: Carraige apartments. Long road of apartments with big lawns, all lawns are packed with drunk kids.

Friday night: Celeron apartments. Again, just drunk kids standing around in the roads and parking lots.

Saturday night: The grand finale, X-lot. X-lot is a giant parking lot and it will be filled tightly with thousands of kids, just standing around drinking. Cops will leave you alone until around midnight, where they all hold hands and walk in a line to make you leave.

kid on cell phone: HEY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I'M AT UCONN, IT'S SPRING WEEKEND.

spring weekend by CTjeff April 3, 2008

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uconn spring weekend

The weekend everyone at UConn looks forward to. Some weekend in April, everyone at UConn and anyone who knows anybody at UConn comes together to drink a lot, cause a lot of trouble, and just have fun.

Thursday night- carraige apts
Friday night- celeron apts
Saturday night- x-lot

X-lot is a huge parking lot where thousands of kids pack into and just have a giant party.

1.UConn Spring Weekend this year only had 150 duis, 50 assaults, 100 drug possesions, 454564545 parking tickets, and 2 flipped cars. I'd say it was a pretty tame spring weekend!

2. Kid 1: Dude I got a cop to play beer pong with me on spring weekend!
Kid 2: We are in CT, it's called beer pong asshole!

uconn spring weekend by CTjeff December 9, 2008

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Brown Spring Weekend

In the words of Brown University: Annual series of student-run events and programs to celebrate the near completion of the academic year.

otherwise known as a hot mess where everyone is extremely high or drunk and are going crazy.

Q: Were you on Wriston Quad during Brown Spring Weekend?
A: Yeah, that place was a mess, but Dave Binder was awesome!

Brown Spring Weekend by Brunonian December 21, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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