spred

The view of a womans ass and pussy from above .

this titty bar has lousy food but one hell of a spred .

That girl spreds like butter on a hot biscuit ,EASY

by Poogi February 28, 2009

spred cat spat

when your girl takes an herbal laxative for 3 days straight and comes over you house for some action and shits all over your face .

I got hit by the spred cat spat last night ,You should have seen the dirty brown dishwater blasting out her anus all over my face and chest !!

What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .

by Poogi February 28, 2009

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

Speed Chamber

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.

"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."

by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019

at the speed of laughs

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.

I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉

by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

spread them

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018