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like a boxing glove on a spring. 

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.
I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

spring onion 

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.
Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
spring onion by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

Spring Onion Sadness 

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.

Spring Onion 

A named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.

amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.
person 1: do they like anime?
person2: have you met them?? such a spring onion!
Spring Onion by flamingpancakes& October 11, 2016

One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.
-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.