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like a boxing glove on a spring. 

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.
I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

spring onion 

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.
Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
spring onion by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

Spring Onion Sadness 

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.
That girl over there, got a case of the spring onion sadness

Spring Onion 

A named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.

amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.
person 1: do they like anime?
person2: have you met them?? such a spring onion!
Spring Onion by flamingpancakes& October 11, 2016

One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.
-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026