Spoots

The long stringy rubber band-like semen that can be squeezed out after ejaculation.

I used my spoots to seal an envelope.

The longest spoots Ive ever had was 6 inches.

by Tayraw Bennett April 14, 2010

spoots

A word with no real meaning that has been used in scrabble under very suspect circumstances.

"Aaron are you fucking serious? Spoots isn't a fucking word! Dude, if i can't use 'uzi' then you can't use spoots. Pffft, fucking spoots."

by Brettüs July 24, 2008

Spoots

A snan’s favorite pair of shoes

Chris just copped some Spoots for Christmas

by SpootsPlug December 11, 2019

sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.

Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.

by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

EA Sports

It's in the game. Now give us your money

EA Sports is bad for your mental health,seriously don't play their game

by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

Streme Spoats

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015