spoonxiled 

When you cannot go in your room because your room mate is cuddling naked with a rando (because she doesn't want to go all the way yet).

My roommate's playing hard to get, but I'm still spoonxiled for the whole night. Can I crash at your place?

spoonxiled by chong802 September 21, 2015

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

Human spoonipede by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018