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spoonetics 

the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..
When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon

spaggetiosam 

Someone whos cool, artistic, and somewhat autistic. Never making you feel left out and loves you no matter what if they’re your friend.
Person 1: “Hey, is that a spaggetiosam?”
Person 2: “I think it is! No wonder why my dick is extremely grasping for a clench right now!”
spaggetiosam by mewskott August 18, 2023

spaggetiosam 

A group of people whos name is sam and enjoy eating spaggetios. They are typically artistic and autistic at the same time. They always care for their friends at least.
Person 1: Who is that dude that likes spaggetios again?
Person 2: Oh you mean that spaggetiosam over there?
spaggetiosam by mewskott August 18, 2023

spoogetastic 

Spoogetastic means that if you Spooge (Blow the Sea serpent) and its a Fantastic Spooge.. You will tell your friends and familty you just Have a Spoogetastic time!
-Hey mum.. I just had a Spoogetastic time!
-Hey guy's i reckon i would have the most spoogetastic time with your Sisters
-Sir Spoogealot and a spoogetastic time
spoogetastic by Talon Farrell October 17, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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