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sponge it 

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
sponge it by Moyka July 17, 2017

sponge it up too much 

A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.
Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...

Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
Spooge-itsu by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009

spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.
NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.
spongeitude by maimersiful January 23, 2014
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026