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Sponge head 

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.
Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.
Sponge head by Ben November 21, 2004
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sponge head 

Derogatory term for an african american named after the thickness of their hair.
"Boy i told you only Sponge Heads can grow dreadlocks, your straight blonde hair will never clump togather."
sponge head by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Sponge Bog Square Head 

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus
only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan
Sponge Bog Square Head by bob January 16, 2004

spongehead 

A person who tends to like spongebob. The person is weird and wants to destroy the world! This person is always there for you no matter what and is super duper helpful. A person like this loves digimon and spongebob. Overall a person called spongehead is a random person who is weird and is always there for you. The spongehead is also one in a gazillion
Ugh that spongehead is always there for me whenever I’m in need
spongehead by Simsim stitch lover August 11, 2018

spongedead 

Represents a dead server on Discord. Coined by MDD on YouTube.
-Wow, this sounds a lot like the fake Windows Server 2003 UK startup.
-SpongeDead
spongedead by somewnrer January 3, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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