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Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.
She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.
Splosher by wordzup October 16, 2008
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When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.
"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"
splosher by Dirty Dazzy-D July 30, 2008
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When a poo hits the toilet water and water sploshes up and hits you. Used to describe someone who is basically the splash off a poo.
David, you absolute splosher.
Splosher by Minky October 5, 2016

Tri-Slosher Main

A person who gets 17 kills with the weapon and then claims it took so much skill.
Yo look its the kid who cant play. Yeah the Tri-Slosher Main.

Bowl splasher 

A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.
Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit
Bowl splasher by janman543 April 16, 2009

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.
"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."
Two Pound Butt Splasher by Robby K. December 20, 2005
Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.
That guy is such a sploser.
sploser by MoonKnight December 4, 2002
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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