Splosher

Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.

She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.

by wordzup October 16, 2008

splosher

When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.

"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"

by Dirty Dazzy-D July 30, 2008

Splosher

When a poo hits the toilet water and water sploshes up and hits you. Used to describe someone who is basically the splash off a poo.

David, you absolute splosher.

by Minky October 5, 2016

Tri-Slosher Main

A person who gets 17 kills with the weapon and then claims it took so much skill.

Yo look its the kid who cant play. Yeah the Tri-Slosher Main.

by @TentaWind on Twitter ;) August 3, 2017

Bowl splasher

A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.

Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit

by janman543 April 16, 2009

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

sploser

Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.

That guy is such a sploser.

by MoonKnight December 4, 2002