Any person, generally a female, who performs
oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the
jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the
kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.
Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the
corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.
Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she
never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I
don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.