sploinker yoinker 

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

sploinker yoinker by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024

Yoinkety sploinkety 

Yoinkety sploinkety is a slang term for vehicular manslaughter.

“Oh look, theres a gay guy crossing the street! I’m about to pull a yoinkety sploinkety.”

Yoinkety sploinkety by Alberth Einstain February 7, 2022