split pea

synonym to male camel toe or frog eyes. A man wearing pants so tight the bag be split in two.

Randy's pants are so tight, he's got split pea.

by habs10 January 29, 2010

split pea poop

When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.

My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.

by Hunnysmax February 06, 2019

Split Pea Soup

When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.

She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!

by theboss37 February 23, 2011

split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 11, 2018

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 03, 2018