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When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.
She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!
by theboss37 February 22, 2011
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When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.
I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.
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by golfytiger August 10, 2018
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