1) The phrase used to express injury in general
2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry
3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole
4) An alternate term for fucking
2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry
3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole
4) An alternate term for fucking
1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?
Noah: I split my gooch man!
2) "That really splits my gooch!"
3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."
4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.
Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?
Noah: I split my gooch man!
2) "That really splits my gooch!"
3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."
4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.
Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?
by goochsplitter123 June 14, 2015