splinter dick

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.
by violethaze July 15, 2008
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splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.
by minges and all April 16, 2003
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Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.
Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.
by XCPLeprechaun June 30, 2011
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