splinter dick
A very small penis
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Dick Splinter
A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.
Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.
Dick Splinter by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011
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dick sprinter by rascist ass mother fucker July 7, 2012
dick splitter
n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.
dick splitter by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014
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