splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

by minges and all April 15, 2003

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

dick sprinter

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under

maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter

by rascist ass mother fucker July 7, 2012

dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014