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Pronounced "splike" (rhyming with bike or dyke) in which the "q" is expressed with a guttural and not plosive "k" sound.

Pl. "splijqr" (spliker)

n.) Bizarre, awkward feeling when one's equilibrium has been disrupted by means of someone interrupting one's course of action.

vb.) To experience a splijq.
n.) I was going to go get some sodas, but my friend stood up to go get them first, causing me to experience an awkward splijq.

vb.) This dude made me splijq when he took the book i was reaching for and my hand just hovered there for a second.
splijq by Sin-eater April 12, 2009
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A mixture of cum and some random liquid.
Sup plox, so how much for you to taste some splitquid? On stream.
Splitquid by ChadChronicles March 19, 2022
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A form of a splif. A rolled joint that is created by using half fresh marijuana and half vaporized marijuana. The vaporized marijuana lacks THC which makes this a much less potent joint. Used to save weed.
Chris: Hey man are you rollin' us a joint?
Justin: No, man I'm rollin a Splique. Were at the bottom of this eighth.
Splique by David Walton October 16, 2008
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