-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"
"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"
*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*
"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"
*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*
by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009
When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
by Binsterbird January 27, 2016
“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”
by subtronic October 12, 2018
a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021