splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo
After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.
by Miguel January 05, 2004
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ass splatter

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.
Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.
by piratemaxx February 15, 2009
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Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!
by aquamurdoch April 02, 2009
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