splatte

The puddle left when someone dumps out their cold coffee drink, usually in a parking lot or next to gas pump where the next person will step into it.

I was wearing my Louboutins when I stepped right in a splatte!

by Nixxi Knox January 10, 2010

Splatts

A badass mutha fucker who don't take no shit from nobody; usually just goes with the flow, doesn't like confrontation but will fight if someone really make them mad.

Man splatts your so chill.
Did you see splatts just go apeshit on that guy.

by kkkddda February 19, 2009

splatt

a splatt is carl sayles word for a vagina it originates from liverpool and generally is a crude attempt to make girls laugh for example " get your splatt out girl"

(fanny) (twat) (get your splatt out girl)

by csayle July 01, 2009

skat-splatt

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. pan-splatter

(noun)

"That's the problem with a night on the booze followed by the kebab house... guaranteed skat-splatt the next day!"

by Bigtoke September 08, 2009

vagina splatt

the cum that leaks out of a girls vagina after blowing your load in her.

dude you should have seen the vagina splatt that hit the floor after i fucked her.

dude you are about as useful as a vagina splatt right now.

by jiffster007 September 12, 2009

Dick splatt

Shit that squirts out a guys fugly penis. Gungey and salty and sticks to your eyelashes.

Ewww man i got dick splatt in my eyebrows.

by Cheesebommber March 23, 2009