splashtistic

Someone who is employed at Splish Splash water park LI NY, who is absolutely obsessed with the place. Wears Splish Splash merch on the daily, says "Splashtastic" every day, and listens to Splash Jams in their car full blast. Addicted to chlorinated pools, wearing crocs, and shitty tan lines.

Whoa, the summer is over and that girl is still wearing her Splish Splash uniform? Does she ever stop saying "Splashtastic?" She must be splashtistic.

splashtistic by KaityLady January 23, 2020

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spashtastic

a word to describe something funny cute or cool happening between spashley spencer + ashley from south of nowhere. see spashley for more info.

"oh man last nights episode of south of nowhere was spashtastic"

spashtastic by donnie lighto December 15, 2008

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splashtistic • splashtastic • spashtastic • sploshtastic

sploshtastic

When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.

"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"

sploshtastic by Plippy plop May 4, 2020

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splashtastic

A word used to describe your day if you work at Splish Splash water park LI NY. Often used among employees, and it really gets people pumped for their long and strenuous work day.

Hey buddy, are you have a splashtastic day?

splashtastic by KaityLady January 23, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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